Tag Archives: online

Advice #5: How To Meet People Online

Posted on September 11, 2014 by snaughty

If you’re like me (You aren’t, but sometimes when you wake up and you’re still a little bit sleepy you imagine you are, and that’s okay) you’ve discovered that recently there are less and less places to meet someone special … Continue reading →

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Tragic Mistakes #9: Applying For A Job Online

Posted on June 10, 2013 by snaughty

When I was younger if a person wanted a job they would compose a resume listing their skills and work experience and they’d take that resume to different workplaces and submit it to the management in the hopes of being … Continue reading →

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The Legend Of The Rofl Kid #2

Posted on May 18, 2013 by snaughty

The Altavista mountains were once a well trodden path, browsed by many, littered and loved. Since then they had fallen in popularity due to harpies and digital pollution. What were once teeming pathways were now lonely aisles through the mountains. … Continue reading →

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Why?! #6: The Harlem Shake

Posted on March 11, 2013 by snaughty

Do you know what the Harlem Shake is? If you do then you’re part of the problem and maybe you need to think a little bit about what you’re doing with yourself and your time when you’re online. You see, … Continue reading →

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The Legend of the Rofl Kid #1

Posted on March 5, 2013 by snaughty

The Rofl Kid, a legend before he was a man, was born shortly after Al Gore invented the Internet. His birthplace was Newnet, one of the quickest growing regions in the country of IRC. His parents were an old man … Continue reading →

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Know Your Foe #4: People Who Film Their Televisions Then Share It Online

Posted on February 12, 2013 by snaughty

I’m not a man of violence. I haven’t been in a physical fight in the last twenty years of my life and I don’t aim to be in one in the next twenty. Unless. Unless I meet someone who admits … Continue reading →

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Why?! #4: Liking Blogs You Haven’t Read (And Donut Breath)

Posted on February 11, 2013 by snaughty

So I was sitting with a friend looking at my site stats and I noticed that, while something like six people had liked one of my blogs, only one person had actually read it. Apparently my writing is so good … Continue reading →

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Tragic Mistakes #1: Online Dating

Posted on January 14, 2013 by snaughty

If you’ve ever tried to get to know people in an online chat environ then you probably already know that you’d be better off looking for a mate at the local prison. I subscribe to the Live and Don’t Learn … Continue reading →

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