Tag Archives: online

Advice #5: How To Meet People Online

If you’re like me (You aren’t, but sometimes when you wake up and you’re still a little bit sleepy you imagine you are, and that’s okay) you’ve discovered that recently there are less and less places to meet someone special … Continue reading

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Tragic Mistakes #9: Applying For A Job Online

When I was younger if a person wanted a job they would compose a resume listing their skills and work experience and they’d take that resume to different workplaces and submit it to the management in the hopes of being … Continue reading

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The Legend Of The Rofl Kid #2

The Altavista mountains were once a well trodden path, browsed by many, littered and loved. Since then they had fallen in popularity due to harpies and digital pollution. What were once teeming pathways were now lonely aisles through the mountains. … Continue reading

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Why?! #6: The Harlem Shake

Do you know what the Harlem Shake is? If you do then you’re part of the problem and maybe you need to think a little bit about what you’re doing with yourself and your time when you’re online. You see, … Continue reading

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The Legend of the Rofl Kid #1

The Rofl Kid, a legend before he was a man, was born shortly after Al Gore invented the Internet. His birthplace was Newnet, one of the quickest growing regions in the country of IRC. His parents were an old man … Continue reading

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Know Your Foe #4: People Who Film Their Televisions Then Share It Online

I’m not a man of violence. I haven’t been in a physical fight in the last twenty years of my life and I don’t aim to be in one in the next twenty. Unless. Unless I meet someone who admits … Continue reading

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Why?! #4: Liking Blogs You Haven’t Read (And Donut Breath)

So I was sitting with a friend looking at my site stats and I noticed that, while something like six people had liked one of my blogs, only one person had actually read it. Apparently my writing is so good … Continue reading

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