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Disgrace-Face #6: Woody Allen

When it comes to disgusting piles of filth that walk as a man it’s really difficult to compare to Woody Allen. I would like to go on record as saying I hated his very existence before it came out that … Continue reading

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Disgrace-Face #1: Crack Smokin’ Rob Ford

Toronto doesn’t shy away from voting for the worst mayors in the history of all of Canada. It just wouldn’t be interesting if the right person were to be elected. They’d probably fix the city a little bit (like all … Continue reading

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Why?! #7: Justin Bieber (Anne Frank Memorial)

When you’re Justin Bieber (Tuesdays between noon and nine) and you’re not in the public eye for ten seconds you start to get worried that maybe you’re not as hot as you repeatedly tell yourself you are. The only way … Continue reading

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Know Your Foe #4: People Who Film Their Televisions Then Share It Online

I’m not a man of violence. I haven’t been in a physical fight in the last twenty years of my life and I don’t aim to be in one in the next twenty. Unless. Unless I meet someone who admits … Continue reading

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