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Know Your Foe #9: The Writing On The Desk

I still have all of my notebooks from my college and university years. I am an emotional pack-rat and I have a hard time throwing things like that away. It was a number of years since I took the time … Continue reading

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Advice #8: What To Do When Your Friend Falls Asleep In The Bathroom

As we travel through this magical journey we call life, sometimes a thing will happen to you where all of life’s charming clichés just don’t apply and you find yourself wondering what common sense and good taste dictates you should … Continue reading

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Know Your Foe #8: The Conservative Hat-Trick

Recently, in my favourite fiction, the news, Doug Ford said the thing I’ve been waiting to hear them say since the moment it came out that the mayor was addicted to crack. You see, Doug had dreams of replacing Tim … Continue reading

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Advice #7: Violence In Video Games

I’d like to provide the story of my life as a stark warning for those who think violence in video games is harmless, and by the end of my tale of woe I challenge you to remain adamant in your … Continue reading

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The Legend of the Rofl Kid #1

The Rofl Kid, a legend before he was a man, was born shortly after Al Gore invented the Internet. His birthplace was Newnet, one of the quickest growing regions in the country of IRC. His parents were an old man … Continue reading

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Snaughty Mailbag #2

Well friends and neighbours, it seems as though replying to spam comments makes you a target for many, many more spam comments. It amuses me wildly that the page which recieves the most spam comments is, in fact, the Snaughty … Continue reading

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Tragic Mistakes #3: The Real Housewives (of Anywhere)

Somewhere along this wonderful ride called life I was led astray. I don’t know where it was, but at some point “reality tv” came into power with a distinct lack of reality. What they don’t say about the Reality of … Continue reading

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Why?! #3: Stupid Things People Share On Facebook

People on Facebook feel the urge to share things they see that they believe are clever. They are almost never clever (which would be an excellent name for a band) and worse they are usually stupid to the point of … Continue reading

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Why?! #1: Haggar the Aptly Named

I’m a fan of the comics. Newspaper comics in this instance. I also love superhero comics, but that’s a story for another day. Today we’re talking about the funny pages, and what a fancy bit of irony that Haggar the … Continue reading

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Know Your Foe #2: Clever Internet Advertisers

A recent trend in online advertising is the Sales-Through-Spite approach you see in the picture to the left. Apparently the hot thing to do with your money now is to spend it on things invented by people who are more … Continue reading

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