Well friends and neighbours, it seems as though replying to spam comments makes you a target for many, many more spam comments. It amuses me wildly that the page which recieves the most spam comments is, in fact, the Snaughty Mailbag page. As someone who writes, being able to feel that connection to your audience is the bread and butter of the craft. I was planning on waiting a little while before writing another one of these, but the comments have piled high and I have to start wrasslin’ with the issues. On a sad note, one of the best ones was accidentally deleted before I could immortalize it forever in txt format on my desktop. It’s a harsh example we can all learn from. Namely: don’t hit “delete permanantly” unless you really mean it. I can only hope they’ll spam me again so I can get it back. I guess I’m just a romantic. Without further delay, it’s time to answer some questions.
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Reply: Jana, as much as I’d like to pay money to have a program access my blog repeatedly and make it look like I have lots of adoring fans, I’m going to have to tell you that I already know how to do that myself and so I already am getting those thousands of self-love hits a day. I’m more popular than my haircut (which I liked on facebook with a thousand fake accounts so that everyone would know I’m sexy)
Reply: I do it with a deep tone and I look her directly in the eye so she knows I mean it. Oh, do you mean you desire a translation? “Bonjour, comment ca va?”
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Reply: That’s hitting me below the belt, isn’t it? Why did you have to bring my bank account into this? Nobody pays you to blog when your thousands of adoring fans are all yourself. Take it from me. And my many fans.
Reply: How could we communicate? An excellent question. A poser. I believe if I stuck a screwdriver in my frontal lobe we would be on the same wavelength. Does that help at all?
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